This is me. I'm a 7'1" Hull. Deftly shaped by Steve Mast. Here I was in Gut-Bucket's apartment a few nights before we left for Peru. Gut-Bucket wanted to get some shots of me before he waxed me and dulled my luxurious finish.
This is my creator Steve Mast EL Maestro (above) with 7'5" Cali Fun-Gun (Una tabla Mucho quick).
Me and Sancho. Gut-Bucket's other prized possesion.Call me Ata. Sit close and listen to the stories of my travels...
Now, so you know, none of this has much to do with me or my travels. I don't see myself getting garroted on this journey. Truth is I stand a better chance of being ripped from the roof rack by hard gust of wind, and then being crushed to dust on the highway under the wheels of a semi. No, my name only matters as it relates to my destination; Peru.
Tattoo by Mast. A lovely tribute to mama.
My colors red with a white comp-band were an homage to the Peruvian flag. Which was well received by the locals. Based on what the called me in Mancora, Peru my name should have been “Ay que linda la tabla”.
Honestly I don’t know what made a bigger stir me, or Gut-Bucket’s tattoo of the Guadalupe. “Mira que bonita es ella!” was all we heard in Lima. People would stop on the al Jiron de la Union and just stare at Gut-Bucket’s calf. Jiron de la Union, downtown Lima, Peru
Some even would ask permission to touch it. He let them. How could you say no. They were obviously touched by the image of the Blessed Mother on some white dude’s calf. Why not? What’s the harm?
From here on out, what follows is a series of photos of me at different surf spots throughout Peru and Costa Rica. Along with my accounting of events, most of which is true. Now, some of these pics I didn’t want put up but I lack the necessary fingers to delete them. So if there’s a shot where my tail looks huge or my hips look flabby it’s probably just bad lighting. Face it I'm sexy. Damn sexy. I was shaped by Mast and glassed at Channin's. With that pedigree I can't help but be one hunka-hunka burnin' hull.

Love your narrative Roaming Hull. I am happy to hear of your adventures with Gut Bucket in Peru. Back here in your birthplace we have been waiting for your return and are hoping to see you and GB out in the drink soon.
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Ok, so where are the rest of the photo's Roaming?
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